If you like watching people shit all over bad content, this might be the one for you.

I hope you all enjoyed the 2nd Newground VA Collab. I know I did.

If any of you need a VA, here's my demo reel. Rates vary by project, of course.

And if you're in the market for a musician, I can help with that too.

I am almost always in the market for work. So drop me a line.

Stand out with some custom tunes: click here

When did my newgrounds profile turn icy blue?! Not that I don't love it.

I'm now open for music commissions as well as voice acting commissions, though at this time I'm only accepting paid offers. I have no qualms about working for NSFW projects!

You can check out my audio portal submissions for music stuff, and my VA demo reel is here:

You can also now pay securely with ko-fi:

https://www.ko-fi.com/hazencruz

hmu fam

Well this happened in the middle of an audition for a part. Audition is finished, thank god. But until I get some news on a replacement under warranty (hopefully) I may not be able to do voice calls without PTT.

https://twitter.com/Hazencruz/status/1144005939252494336?s=20

So I'm currently recovering files that got corrupted off my HDD. One of which, my old to-do list, is giving me trouble. If there's a project I haven't completed for you, and you've already paid for, let me know. If you've ever shown me your tits, send them again. Just in case.

Finally got my demo reel created. Let me know if you're looking for any male VA work!

https://soundcloud.com/hazencruz/va-demo-reel

I've browsed newgrounds for ages but I've never really signed up for an account.

You may know me from stuff like "The Dick Show" with Dick Masterson, my GOTIS series on YouTube, or some of the awful parody songs I've done over the years.

In case you don't, or if you're just in love with my beautiful voice, I'll have a demo reel up real soon.

For now, though, you can hit up https://soundcloud.com/hazencruz for pretty broad catalogue of my work.

Please act like your impressed!

My friend told me they actually hire people/have people help with projects here so I figured it'll be a good way to do some work I'll probably enjoy for some extra cash and to build my portfolio.

I am native to the Southern US, so I can definitely do any cowboy or "redneck uncle" type of shit you want with the greatest of ease, and I can do almost any English speaking accent, or "second language" English type accents that you want. I can also do good monster sounds.

I use a Shure SM58 for recording with a pre-amp.

I can have some experience with writing, editing, directing, music production, and video editing (Vegas 14 Pro), and would love to stretch my legs a bit more.

I like a lot of what I consider the classics from NG, old egoraptor animations, spazkid, Chris O'Neil, etc. And as far as TV I'm a 90's kid, but I also enjoyed MLP:FIM and shit like star vs the forces of evil.

hmu fam